Devious Journal Entry

What does it take to get the collective rectum to fawn over your shit?  Either a 3dsmax shape duplicated and transformed 200 times coupled with trendwhore typography or a "tribute" to the senior staff in any shape or form.  


                     
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Would you kick me if i were to fall?